Irish jokes. as im irish i do know quite a few leave some and the best will be picked!!!?

one of my fav%26#039;s is


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The Top 13 Signs That You%26#039;re Being Stalked By A Leprechaun





1. Generic-looking green van parked across the street with Notre Dame bumper sticker.





2. Every time you turn around the pitter-pattering stops and that green fire hydrant seems to have gotten a little closer.





3. Green lipstick marks on the butt of your Dockers.





4. You%26#039;re being followed by a large woman with a sultry voice and a dying career. (Oops! That%26#039;s a sign you%26#039;re being stalked by Chaka Khan.)





5. You don%26#039;t recall owning an anatomically correct lawn gnome.





6. Card delivered with the bouquet of 4-leaf clovers reads, %26quot;I bet you%26#039;re magically delicious!%26quot;





7. When you come home from work, the potatoes are missing from the cupboard and your parrot is singing %26quot;Danny Boy.%26quot;





8. Prank caller has a really corny Irish accent, and Richard Gere has an airtight alibi.





9. Those tiny green hairs on your toilet seat.





10. Sultry voice from shower soap dish asks, %26quot;Is that your shillelagh, or are you just happy to see me?%26quot;





11. Pink hearts, yellow moons, blue diamonds scratched on your car at knee-level, and Ross Perot is nowhere to be found.





12. Them little green pellets in the litter box ain%26#039;t M%26amp;M%26#039;s, Chester.





13. Every day this week you%26#039;ve noticed the same buckle shoes dangling just above the floor in the stall next to you.

Irish jokes. as im irish i do know quite a few leave some and the best will be picked!!!?
Pretty tan avatar for an Irish but then again there is a little Irish in all of us.
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